"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
Don't wake me up.
So I had a dream that I was in Hogwarts. And it got taken over by some lady and she turned it into a burger joint. Then she started killing off students, so I had to hide. She found me but some guy (bless his heart) protected me. I got so pissed that all my school mates were dying I retaliated….