stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via asvprock)

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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(via get-out-of-my-wonderland)

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(Source: unprintable, via hotboyproblems)

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives, via hotboyproblems)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via hotboyproblems)

Wtf…? No.

Fuck it. It’s 10:43 what better thing to do than eat cereal?